Blog.

http://laracrombie.wordpress.com/

I think I'm moving to Wordpress. Vox confuses me. Maybe Wordpress is just as confusing. Really, I just like the idea of cluttering the Intersphere with infrequently updated blogs and expired email accounts.

Pick-up lines I hope to use some day:

"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"

"Your name must be Mickey 'cause you're so fine."

"Let's make like a fabric softner and Snuggle."

"We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA."

"Nice Asimov."

"Someone must've shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"

Are "sea monkeys" plankton?

STAR TREK: Spock is kewt! Time travel is confusing. Space is the final frontier.

Say NO to Trader Joe: Trader Joe's wants to open on the corner of 22nd & Lyndale, which is across the street from the Wedge Co-op. Everyone is UPSET. The man is trying to keep us down! This is a sad terrible important issue! DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE EMPIRE.

It's no longer acceptable to play Blues Traveler unless it's in the privacy of your own shame, Old Chicago on Hennepin & Lagoon.

Cats: Better than dogs (?).

WHM.

One of my favorite movie quotes. From Angus:

Superman isn't brave... He's smart, handsome, even decent. But he's not brave. Superman is indestructible, and you can't be brave if you're indestructible. It's people like you and your mother. People who are different, and can be crushed and know it. Yet they keep on going out there every time.

"San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)" just makes me want to die.